We're a bike shop. With bike things. We do bike stuff. Generally on bikes. Gets real "bikey" around here.
You can trust this paragraph. It's the real deal. Some companies claim that they are open to 8 on thursday. But we stand
behind this statement. This isn't some ruse to get you to come to our door and then we're going to pour honey on you from the
roof. No... Nothing like that at all.
Below you will read a mistake. We are incredibly apologetic about this. Cannot exclaim how sorry we are about
this. We have the technology to create this entire paragraph and explain our folly, yet we do not have the ability to alter the text
so close to this current one. Quite frustrating really. It's literally right there.
except Thursday as explained by the overly distracting and excessively long section above.
Sunday we're out doing bike stuff. On bikes. With bike people.
Usually here a website would tell you about how our bike shop wins awards and how awesome we are in our community section. Instead I'm just going to mention cats. Cats are awesome. Cats like our shop! We don't have verbal proof about this, but cats cannot speak. Why would you think this? You're really weird today.
If you care for a gander around Thick Bikes to see how vast our store has become, here's your opportunity! Not only do we have tons of stuff for sale from the best companies available. We have awesome used bikes in the basement. And if you think I'm biking down that ramp with a camera in my hand it's not happening. Instead we post pictures of a few of the used bikes.
Just watch this video, put on a helmet, and be safe out there.
If you were wondering, we do sell the bike apparel and gear needed for the protection from a rogue gang of kittens.